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Heidi Montag Singing – This Does Not Suck!!!!

Posted by mattymoe on September 3, 2008

This is gonna be your guilty pleasure!

Her last “effort” in the music world was the average (at best) Overdosin’.

But, Heidi Montag has just dropped a new single that is actually really good.

The song is called Party’s Wherever I Am and it’s got a killer hook. So damn catchy – like an STD!

It’s seriously contagious.

The gays will be playing the shit out of this at the clubs! And, if she’s lucky, your spinning instructor might be playing it at the gym too.

Heidi even name checks the gym in the song! And Reno, Neveda too!

It’s kinda ridiculous and brilliant at the same time.

Check it out below!

Heidi Montag – Party’s Wherever I Am

[AUDIO http://h1.ripway.com/MatthewHPNC/heidi_montag_whereever_i_am.mp3%5D

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Michael Lohan, Coming To Television!

Posted by mattymoe on August 28, 2008

It was only a matter of time before the pathetic and money-hungry famewhore got his wish!

Michael Lohan is determined to show y’all “the truth” about Dina Lohan and how she was responsible for his attack on LezLo‘s love, saMAN Ronson.

According to TV Guide, a TV company’s crafting a show around Michael telling all!

Daddy Lohan said to the pub,

I’m going to do a one-hour special. Everyone is going to hear everything for themselves. They’re going to hear everything Dina has to say. I have it all on tape — all recorded, time and date-stamped. You will hear it all. I have 101 text messages between Lindsay and I, and I have about 60 tape recordings of Dina…These lies have to stop. She can’t say all these things to me and when I try to address it, deny everything. Dina’s a hypocrite and I’m tired of it.”

He’s f’n CRAZY!!!!!!!

Michael says the show’s “definitely” happening but because of contractual obligations he can’t disclose too much detail.

But, he did mention that it could be broken up into a multi-part series.

We think one episode would be MORE than enough!

We also think he’s full of shit crap!

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Aliana Lohan Actually Looks Her Age For Once……

Posted by mattymoe on August 28, 2008

Aliana Lohan on the cover of the very very VERY prestigious Supermodels Unlimited magazine. She actually looks her age for once – early 30s!

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Margaret Cho Has ARRIVED!!!!

Posted by mattymoe on August 22, 2008

Cho Schedule.  This is MUST watch tv!  xoxox Matt

Time
Episode
Description
Fri 8.22
12:30 AM
Margaret announces to her parents that she is being honored as the “Korean Of The Year.” Although her parents are excited, Margaret is hesitant to acc…
Fri 8.22
12:00 PM
Margaret announces to her parents that she is being honored as the “Korean Of The Year.” Although her parents are excited, Margaret is hesitant to acc…
Fri 8.22
10:00 PM
Margaret announces to her parents that she is being honored as the “Korean Of The Year.” Although her parents are excited, Margaret is hesitant to acc…
Sat 8.23
2:00 AM
Margaret announces to her parents that she is being honored as the “Korean Of The Year.” Although her parents are excited, Margaret is hesitant to acc…
Sat 8.23
1:00 PM
Margaret announces to her parents that she is being honored as the “Korean Of The Year.” Although her parents are excited, Margaret is hesitant to acc…
Sat 8.23
9:00 PM
Margaret announces to her parents that she is being honored as the “Korean Of The Year.” Although her parents are excited, Margaret is hesitant to acc…
Sun 8.24
2:30 AM
Margaret announces to her parents that she is being honored as the “Korean Of The Year.” Although her parents are excited, Margaret is hesitant to acc…
Sun 8.24
1:30 PM
Margaret announces to her parents that she is being honored as the “Korean Of The Year.” Although her parents are excited, Margaret is hesitant to acc…
Sun 8.24
10:00 PM
Margaret announces to her parents that she is being honored as the “Korean Of The Year.” Although her parents are excited, Margaret is hesitant to acc…
Mon 8.25
7:00 PM
Margaret announces to her parents that she is being honored as the “Korean Of The Year.” Although her parents are excited, Margaret is hesitant to acc…
Tue 8.26
2:00 AM
Margaret announces to her parents that she is being honored as the “Korean Of The Year.” Although her parents are excited, Margaret is hesitant to acc…
Tue 8.26
11:00 AM
Margaret announces to her parents that she is being honored as the “Korean Of The Year.” Although her parents are excited, Margaret is hesitant to acc…
Wed 8.27
12:30 AM
Margaret announces to her parents that she is being honored as the “Korean Of The Year.” Although her parents are excited, Margaret is hesitant to acc…
Wed 8.27
12:00 PM
Margaret announces to her parents that she is being honored as the “Korean Of The Year.” Although her parents are excited, Margaret is hesitant to acc…
Thu 8.28
11:00 PM
After struggling throughout their lives to meet society’s expectations of conventional beauty, Margaret and Selene decide to hold their own mother-dau…
Fri 8.29
12:30 AM
After struggling throughout their lives to meet society’s expectations of conventional beauty, Margaret and Selene decide to hold their own mother-dau…
Fri 8.29
12:00 PM
After struggling throughout their lives to meet society’s expectations of conventional beauty, Margaret and Selene decide to hold their own mother-dau…
Sat 8.30
2:00 AM
After struggling throughout their lives to meet society’s expectations of conventional beauty, Margaret and Selene decide to hold their own mother-dau…
Sat 8.30
11:00 AM
After struggling throughout their lives to meet society’s expectations of conventional beauty, Margaret and Selene decide to hold their own mother-dau…
Sun 8.31
12:00 AM
After struggling throughout their lives to meet society’s expectations of conventional beauty, Margaret and Selene decide to hold their own mother-dau…
Sun 8.31
12:30 PM
After struggling throughout their lives to meet society’s expectations of conventional beauty, Margaret and Selene decide to hold their own mother-dau…
Sun 8.31
10:30 PM
After struggling throughout their lives to meet society’s expectations of conventional beauty, Margaret and Selene decide to hold their own mother-dau…
Mon 9.1
1:30 PM
After struggling throughout their lives to meet society’s expectations of conventional beauty, Margaret and Selene decide to hold their own mother-dau…
Tue 9.2
3:00 PM
After struggling throughout their lives to meet society’s expectations of conventional beauty, Margaret and Selene decide to hold their own mother-dau…
Tue 9.2
11:00 PM
After struggling throughout their lives to meet society’s expectations of conventional beauty, Margaret and Selene decide to hold their own mother-dau…
Thu 9.4
11:00 PM
Off The Grid
Interested in exploring the green movement, Margaret decides to take the gang into the wilderness in order to disconnect themselves with today’s moder…
Fri 9.5
12:30 AM
Off The Grid
Interested in exploring the green movement, Margaret decides to take the gang into the wilderness in order to disconnect themselves with today’s moder…
Fri 9.5
3:30 PM
Off The Grid
Interested in exploring the green movement, Margaret decides to take the gang into the wilderness in order to disconnect themselves with today’s moder…
Fri 9.5
8:30 PM
Off The Grid
Interested in exploring the green movement, Margaret decides to take the gang into the wilderness in order to disconnect themselves with today’s moder…
Sat 9.6
10:00 PM
Off The Grid
Interested in exploring the green movement, Margaret decides to take the gang into the wilderness in order to disconnect themselves with today’s moder…
Sun 9.7
1:30 PM
Off The Grid
Interested in exploring the green movement, Margaret decides to take the gang into the wilderness in order to disconnect themselves with today’s moder…
Mon 9.8
2:30 AM
Off The Grid
Interested in exploring the green movement, Margaret decides to take the gang into the wilderness in order to disconnect themselves with today’s moder…

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“Million Dollar” Holmes

Posted by mattymoe on August 17, 2008

Here’s “Million Dollar Listing’s” man-shagadelic real estate douche bag Chad Rogers (left) — and former actress turned Scientolomom Katie Holmes (right).

One of them sold their soul to the devil for money.

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Linda Hogan Supported By Jock

Posted by mattymoe on August 14, 2008

Hulk Hogan will pay dearly for the whole “I do” thing.

A judge just ruled he has to pay Linda $40,000 a month in support, at least temporarily. The divorce judge added the insult to injury … $40k TAX FREE (for Linda) for the next year, while they hammer out the final terms of their divorce.

A lot of their fortune was declared off limits, but Hulk can withdraw $400,000 to pay his/her lawyers.

She gets the Bel Air, Calif. home and Hulk has to foot the utility bills. Think of it … he has to pay the pool man she’ll probably end up banging.

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Lohan Denies Sister Surgery Rumors

Posted by mattymoe on August 14, 2008

Lindsay Lohan has hit back at paparazzi who questioned her over rumors her teen sister Ali has had cosmetic surgery.

Reports surfaced speculation that the 14-year-old had undergone surgery for breast implants – allegations her elder sister was quick to deny.

Lohan writes in her MySpace blog, “I just had to share something that came up today and it made me feel a bit sick to my stomach. So, here’s the visual…two paparazzi come up out of nowhere (like usual) and start throwing questions at me…one of them being, ‘Hey Lindsay, what do you have to say about people commenting on your sisters implants?’ Wow!!!”

The Mean Girls star was shocked and responded: “Did you really just ask me that? She is a 14 year old girl, and you are a paedophile!”

She continues, “I was caught out of nowhere so I didn’t really come up with the proper response at the time.. there’s many other things that I felt like saying, but why give it to a random guy with a camera so that he can make money!”

“All I am trying to say is, is that, I was raised with a wonderful family surrounding me, of course we have our ups and downs, but all in all my mother taught us to appreciate what we have been given. Nor would she ever encourage, or allow a 14-year-old child to alter her body.”

And although the actress refutes the claims against her sister, she admits she is not against people who decide to have cosmetic surgery.

Lohan adds, “I am not judging people that do, but I am just saying that it’s not something that my family finds necessary to do, especially when you’re not even fully developed yet! It is hard enough being 14-years-old and you have enough insecurities to begin with, then add being in the public eye.”

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Rexy’s Not Sexy

Posted by mattymoe on August 10, 2008

Image Courtesy of PerezHilton.com

So that’s the secret to her pre-pubescent boy looks!

Celebrity clothes picker Rachel Zoe has set the record straight in an interview with fashion mag Harper’s Bazaar about how she maintains her slim and deathly ill figure.

She, like, eats y’all!

Raisinface said, “It’s not that I don’t eat. I eat.”

She just doesn’t eat lunch!

When asked what it is exactly she eats, Ana Wintour’s nemesis answers, “Truth? I don’t. I’m not a lady who lunches; it’s a lull in the day. When I’m on downtime like on vacation . . . I take care of myself. But when it’s me working on my own, it’s 7 p.m. and I’ve had coffee and a grapefruit.”

Hope she’s taking vitamin supplements!

There aren’t any nutrients in coffee, right?

If she keeps on like this, she’s going to be a Hunchback Raisinface!

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Lauren Conrad Chokes at Own Fashion Show

Posted by mattymoe on August 8, 2008

Awkard silence, painful narration and mediocre fashion — in a nut shell, L.C.’s show yesterday was hilarious.

With only two fashion models to support her, Lauren ran out of gas, referring to one of her outfits as “there’s this.” That sure makes us want to buy it.

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Nobody Wants Tara Reid

Posted by mattymoe on August 8, 2008

And the rumors keep swirling as to who will be the next contestants on Dancing With The Stars.

One person, though, that we hear will NOT be on the show is trainwreck Tara Reid.

According to reports, Reid has applied for the show on multiple occasions, yet has been rejected every time.

The reason? Apparently the former actress is not “family friendly.”

That’s an understatement!

Oh and Kim Kardashian who became famous after her sex-tape was released is family friendly enough to have her own reality show, and possibly be on DWTS right?

Poor Reid. There’s just no love for the girl.

We think it’s time she leaks her own sex tape! Then, maybe she’ll she move up from Z-lister.

Reid’s rep did confirm that she will not be appearing on the show but denied she ever applied.

As for other possible contestants, Dan Quayle is said to be in negotiations about competing next season.

Again, we thought this was Dancing with the Stars.

And, there’s also reports that Kim Kardashian will be battling against her mom and partnered with father and son pro dancers, Mark and Corky Ballas.

That would explain why Kim’s been hitting the gym so much lately.

Will U even be watching this next season of DWTS?

The show seems to be getting a bit old. Just like American Idol!

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Brooke Hogan: Busty or Busted?

Posted by mattymoe on August 8, 2008

Photo Courtesy of TMZ.com

There is a very simple formula to figure out whether Brooke Hogan is looking good.  She is actually looking less like a tranny that takes money at the door of the club.

Brooke Hogan — by herself — in a bikini on the beaches of Miami is good.

Brooke, with her dad rubbing lotion on her backside, is bad.

This one falls under category A.

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Brody to Spencer: Dude, Don’t Go Nude!

Posted by mattymoe on August 7, 2008

Photo Courtesy TMZ.com Video (P.S. Go to TMZ.com to watch the video)

Brody Jenner cracked up when he heard his BFF-turned-foe Spencer Pratt was offered to expose his hose in Playgirl — and randomly had a t-shirt perfectly explaining why it’d be a bad idea.

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Even the Jonas Brothers Forget Archuleta Exists

Posted by mattymoe on August 7, 2008

It’s hard to tell the Jonas Brothers apart sometimes, but here’s a hint: David Archuleta isn’t one of them.

Kevin, Joe and Nick were so happy about their Teen Choice Awards victories, they blogged about it on their MySpace page. They were particularly jazzed about their win for Most Fanatical Fans. The only problem is they didn’t win that award — David Archuleta did.

Don’t take away the one thing he’s won!

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Lauren Conrad To Appear On ABC Family’s “Greek”

Posted by mattymoe on August 6, 2008

Reality acting on The Hills isn’t enough for Lauren Conrad!

She’s now set to show off her ‘thespian’ abilities on ABC Family’s Greek.

L.C. will be playing herself in the show’s second season finale on October 28th.

The show’s creator explains the scene that will feature LC:

“It’s a dream sequence in which Casey (one of the show characters) and LC are best friends. Casey has a big decision she has to make, and she’s like, ‘LC, what do I do? Advise me!'” he reveals, adding that the girls’ dynamic reminds him of “when Frankie Avalon is telling Frenchie what do to in Grease. Casey holds LC in that high esteem.”

The folks at Greek probably knew it was too risky to have L.C. try some real acting and play a different character.

The report also goes on to say that MTV had to sign off on the script.

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Spencer Pratt Killed Playgirl

Posted by mattymoe on August 6, 2008

Even the mere thought of Spencer Pratt posing nude was enough to kill Playgirl.

Rumors floated around the Internet last week Pratt was considering an offer to pose for the mag. It took a few days, but sure enough Playgirl announced yesterday they were shutting down the mag and only focusing on their web site.

Coincidence?

UPDATE: Too bad for you Playgirl! Spencer tell us he turned their offer down, adding “I was the last hope!”

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I Am Choooooo Excited!

Posted by mattymoe on August 5, 2008

Check out the preview for Margaret Cho’s new show “The Cho Show”.

Follow This Link

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Margaret Cho Is On The GO!

Posted by mattymoe on August 5, 2008

Picture courtesy of PerezHilton.com

Margaret Cho wants to have a backup for her career. Just in case her upcoming reality show bombs!

Cho has just joined the cast of Lifetime’s Drop Dead Diva.

Drop Dead Diva is “a pilot about a dead model/actress whose soul ends up in the body of a brilliant but rather frumpy lawyer.”

Cho is set to play the assistant to the lawyer with the model’s soul.

Interesting.

It’s just a “pilot”, though, and not a show already picked up.

As for Cho’s “reality” program, it will star her and her parents and is titled The Cho Show.

It’s set to premier this month on VH1.

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