Jonas Bros — Lords of the Purity Rings

Russell Brand be damned! America’s favorite Evangelical Christian dandy boy band virgins, the Jonas Brothers, showed off their sexual abstinence bling in London on Wednesday.

Their bodyguard, Jordin Sparks, was nowhere in sight.

Nick Jonas Has A Kung-Fu Grip!

The Jonas Brothers have a song that has been released by their management leaked onto the internet! Im sure all of my tween readers will have this one on repeat!

The Jonas Brothers – Kung-Fu Grip

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Jonas Brothers $2.9 Million Dollar Home

America’s favorite Evangelical Christian singing dandy trio, The Jonas Brothers, just bought this $2.9 million, 7,360 square foot, six bedroom, six bath mansion in a Dallas gated community.

Nick Jonas and Selena Gomez Played Tonsil Hockey On The First Date

Nick Jonas allegedlly dumped Miley Cyrus when she kissed him on the cheek on-stage because it put their puppy love out in the public eye. He has also refused to confirm that he is dating Miley nemesis, Selena Gomez.

But unfortunately for them, the media unknowingly teamed up to out the cute teen couple.

Selena told Twist magazine about a recent kiss she shared saying, “While we were slow dancing, my crush and I had our first kiss. I said, ‘I don’t kiss on the first date.’ Then he said, “Well, I never really play by the rules.”‘

Then diabetic Nick, told Girl’s Life Magazine, “On one date, the girl said to me, ‘I don’t kiss on the first date.’ So I said, ‘I don’t follow the rules.’ Ooooh! It was so good!”

This is so much hotter than when Troy and Gabriella shared their first kiss! I can’t help but be glued to all the Disney kid drama!

Nick Jonas Falls Ill During Gig

Teen pop sensations The Jonas Brothers had to stall a live performance on Saturday (02Au08), when diabetic Nick Jonas fell ill onstage.
Since being diagnosed with Type 1 diabetes in 2005, Nick has had to monitor his blood sugar levels at regular intervals, and stop for treatment if they fall too low – even if it’s in the middle of a concert.
Nick and his bandmate brothers Joe and Kevin are even wired up with microphones so they can chat with each other during gigs – allowing the 15-year-old to tip them off when his insulin levels drop and he starts feeling weak.
And his brothers have a special technique to distract fans while Nick dashes off for an insulin shot.
Joe had to call on Plan B at a Saratoga Springs concert at the weekend, when his brother needed medical assistance.
He explains, “I chatted with the audience and kept reading all the signs people were holding up.”
Nick adds, “I was only bad for, like, a minute, but Joe kept talking and talking for, like, five minutes.”
The onstage scare was another reminder of just how difficult life can be for the young Jonas sibling.
Dad Kevin Sr. recently spoke of Nick’s daily battle with diabetes, telling Rolling Stone magazine, “I can’t tell you how frustrating it is to hear people belittle diabetes because it’s maintainable.
“They’ve never had to sit on a bus when a pump didn’t work and a second pump didn’t work… and a third didn’t, and he had to give himself a shot when we’re driving down a highway.
“Everybody on our team is on full alert, watching every move Nick makes on that stage every single night of his life.”

Cyrus + Radcliffe Tie at the Top of Rich List

Miley Cyrus and Daniel Radcliffe have topped a list of Hollywood’s highest earning youngsters.

The Harry Potter star shares first place with singer/actress Cyrus in Forbes Magazine’s poll of the world’s richest young entertainers, published this week.

Cyrus, 15, and Radcliffe, 19, and are both said to have earned an estimated $26 million in the months from June 2007 to June 2008.

The top 5 is as follows:

1. Miley Cyrus, $26 million
2. Daniel Radcliffe, $26 million
3. Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen, $15 million
4. The Jonas Brothers, $12 million
5. Zac Efron, $5.8 million.

Jonas Brothers Top the iTunes Chart Today!

The Jonas Brothers top the iTunes charts with their new single “A Little Bit Longer”.  You go girls!

The Jonas Brothers – A Little Bit Longer

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Even the Jonas Brothers Forget Archuleta Exists

It’s hard to tell the Jonas Brothers apart sometimes, but here’s a hint: David Archuleta isn’t one of them.

Kevin, Joe and Nick were so happy about their Teen Choice Awards victories, they blogged about it on their MySpace page. They were particularly jazzed about their win for Most Fanatical Fans. The only problem is they didn’t win that award — David Archuleta did.

Don’t take away the one thing he’s won!

New Jonas Brothers Show on Disney

Pop trio The Jonas Brothers’ new Disney TV show will be inspired by comedy duo Flight Of The Conchords.  The singing sensations told Los Angeles radio host Ryan Seacrest on Tuesday they’ve abandoned their show’s original format in favor of the infamous HBO series.

The plotline for the original program J.O.N.A.S. (Junior Operatives Networking As Spies) is being rewritten to resemble the Grammy Award-winning New Zealand comedy duo, Kevin, 20, Joe, 18, and Nick, 15, confirmed.

The show is scheduled to premiere next summer.

A Little Bit O’ Jonas!

New Jonas Brothers! Its called “A Little Bit Longer” and it is on the Stripped album in stores on August 12th.  Enjoy! It’s actually kinda pretty.  What do you think?? My niece will definitely love it!