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Rexy’s Not Sexy

Posted by mattymoe on August 10, 2008

Image Courtesy of PerezHilton.com

So that’s the secret to her pre-pubescent boy looks!

Celebrity clothes picker Rachel Zoe has set the record straight in an interview with fashion mag Harper’s Bazaar about how she maintains her slim and deathly ill figure.

She, like, eats y’all!

Raisinface said, “It’s not that I don’t eat. I eat.”

She just doesn’t eat lunch!

When asked what it is exactly she eats, Ana Wintour’s nemesis answers, “Truth? I don’t. I’m not a lady who lunches; it’s a lull in the day. When I’m on downtime like on vacation . . . I take care of myself. But when it’s me working on my own, it’s 7 p.m. and I’ve had coffee and a grapefruit.”

Hope she’s taking vitamin supplements!

There aren’t any nutrients in coffee, right?

If she keeps on like this, she’s going to be a Hunchback Raisinface!

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Britney Spears Denies Lesbian Stripper Rumor

Posted by mattymoe on August 7, 2008

Britney Spears has refuted reports she has accepted a role in Quentin Tarantino’s next project as a “murderous lesbian stripper”.
British newspaper the Daily Mirror claims Spears was set to play exotic dancer Varla in a remake of the 1965 movie Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
But a spokesman for Spears denies she is working with Tarantino.
The representative says, “Though she definitely intends to explore acting roles down the road, right now she’s concentrating on recording her next album.”

The pop-wreck denies anything upcoming, just stating, “I’m working on some things”.

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Toni Braxton Set For “DWTS”

Posted by mattymoe on August 5, 2008

Our “Dancing with the Stars” spies tell us Toni Braxton will put on her dancing shoes for the show this season. Toni, who quit her Vegas gig due to heart complications, continues the “DWTS” tradition of dancers with some form of challenge: Heather Mills (leg), Marlee Matlin (deaf) and Tucker Carlson (rhythm).

DWTS Production team would not confirm anything.

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