DMX Stops, Drops, Goes to Emergency Room

DMX is once again inside a facility, but for once it isn’t a jail.

Sources tell us DMX was brought to the emergency room at a hospital in Aventura, Fla. yesterday for “fear of a stroke.”

Since DMX is on a court-appearance-per-week regimen these days, he’s actually scheduled to appear in an Arizona court today.

We don’t think he’ll be making it.

DMX Released from Jail, Sent Straight to Jail

If you’re wondering why DMX has that smartass smirk on his face in his newest mugshot, it’s because he knows we’re over here trying to figure out which one of the bajillion charges he’s facing this time. It took a while … but we think we figured it out.

X was extradited from Florida yesterday — where he finally pleaded guilty to drug charges — so he could go fight some more drug charges over in Arizona. It’s been a rrrrrrrruff year…

Arizona cops beware — DMX’s $25,000 cash bond is being paid right now.

DMX Is Getting the F Out of Florida

Even though he dropped an F-bomb on a Miami judge yesterday, DMX can finally get into all the sh&t he wants — for now.

We’re told his lawyer, former “Apprentice” could-a-been turned miracle worker Bradford Cohen, just worked out a plea deal with the judge: time served and about a $483 fine. D could’ve faced up to six years on the trying-to-score coke and pot charges, to which he plead guilty.

We’re also told AZ lawmen have 15 days to collar him for all his eight zillion arrests there. If they don’t, he’s home free … until the next time he gets arrested, which should be …