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Wino: It’s My Party, I Won’t Show Up If I Want To

Posted by mattymoe on September 14, 2008

The surprising news: Amy Winehouse made it to twenty-five. The not-surprising-at-all news: She didn’t show up to her own birthday party.

Wino was supposed to celebrate the big 2-5 at the Jazz After Dark Club in Soho London, according to the Sun, but just like one of her many concerts — Ms. Cracky never came.

Amy Winehouse missing a party? Now its time to start worrying.

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Elephant Beats Heroin Addiction With Rehab

Posted by mattymoe on September 9, 2008

BEIJING, China — Chinese state media say an Asian elephant that became addicted to heroin at the hands of illegal traders will return home after a three-year rehab program.

Xiguang, a 4-year-old male Asian elephant, became addicted after he was captured by smugglers along the Chinese-Myanmar border in March 2005. The official Xinhua News Agency says the traders fed the elephant bananas laced with heroin as bait and to pacify the creature.

When Xiguang was found two months later along with six other captured elephants in China’s southwest, he was suffering from withdrawal and was sent to a protection center in China’s tropical Hainan island.

Xinhua said Thursday that Xiguang received daily methadone injections in doses five times larger than those given to a human and had fully recovered.

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She Fooled You How Many Times, Shame on You

Posted by mattymoe on August 30, 2008

If you ever think Amy Winehouse is going to show up where she is supposed to, well then you deserve to be disappointed.

Wino was scheduled to perform at the Rock En Seine festival in Paris last night — but didn’t show “due to illness,” according to a spokesman.

We’d wish Amy a speedy recovery, but what’s the point?

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Amy Crackhouses’ Revenge

Posted by mattymoe on August 12, 2008

Jack White and Alicia Keys, watch out!

Looks like Amy Winehouse has sabotage on her winoriffic mind.

Wino was reportedly super disappointed when her James Bond theme was passed over for the Keys/White collaboration.

She told the British media that she’s planning to go head-to-head with the official theme for the new Bond flick, Quantum Of Solace:

“When I do release mine – and I am tempted to do it on the same day – this would be the bigger hit.”

Nothing scarier than a scorned crackie!

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Heidi Fleiss, Honey CRACK KILLS!

Posted by mattymoe on August 5, 2008

Image Courtesy of PerezHilton.com

Honey, you’ll need a lot more than peace to fix your face! The remnants of Heidi Fleiss were seen strolling through Beverly Hills on Tuesday. The former madam was followed by a camera crew. She needs the drug money!

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