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Lisa Marie Presley — The Bun Also Rises

Posted by mattymoe on September 2, 2008

No need to avert your eyes, that’s not a partial eclipse of the sun — it’s actually the massive yellow Scientolobelly of an insanely pregnant Lisa Marie Presley. Save her, Xenu!

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Jamie Lynn Spears Got Played

Posted by mattymoe on August 13, 2008

Damn! In Touch Weekly is claiming some broken-down beatface bitch has been tagging Casey Aldridge‘s ass. And that this illicit affair has been going on before, during and after new mom Jamie Lynn Spears‘ pregnancy. Britney, get out your umbrella! You may need to school some bitches!

28-year-old Kelli Dawson says that her and Casey were romantically involved, and definitely sleeping together six months into Jamie Lynn’s pregnancy.  Did she choose the name Maddie Briann for them? How sweet.  Will she be invited to the wedding?

They met in November of 2006. By the way, Casey is 19 right now.

“We were both really attracted to each other,” Kelli reveals. “He totally instigated it and pursued me. His friends would tell me that he liked me, that he thought I was pretty.” Pretty gross.

She also says she never know if big dolt Casey and Jamie Lynn were together “because it changed from day to day!”

Oh, and don’t think Maddie Briann’s beautiful face has kept Casey from putting his dumb penis into Kelli’s (spelled with an “i”, it figures) hatbox.

“I see him all the time, at least once a week,” she says. Why don’t they just bang in the crib?

Is what to do if this type of thing occurs covered in Lynne Spears’ book?

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Jaime Foxx is Pregnant

Posted by mattymoe on August 12, 2008

It’s a good thing he kept his shirt on!

Jamie Foxx enjoys some rest and relaxation in Hawaii this week.

Congratulations to the father-to-be!

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