Celebrity Gossip, Dirt, and Scandal

Coleman Strikes Man at Bowling Alley with Car

Posted by mattymoe on September 7, 2008

Gary Coleman blasted a man with his car yesterday after he and the victim allegedly argued inside a bowling alley — and both sides are telling completely different stories as to what really went down.

Coleman’s bodyguard told KABC that 24-year-old Colt Rushton approached Gary and his wife late Friday night at a Payson, Utah 10-pin and asked to snap a cell phone photo of the “Diff’rent Strokes” star. After Gary said no, Rushton continued to harass Gary — and was eventually hit by Gary’s truck after darting behind it while Coleman was leaving at around midnight.

Rushton’s more violent side of the story goes like this: He says Gary’s wife snatched his cell phone from him, and Coleman threw several punches at him before getting behind the wheel. Colt said he was trying to get his cell phone back when Gary threw his truck into gear and backed into him, knocking him to the ground.

Colt was treated and released from a local hospital. Coleman also hit another car.

No arrests or citations were given but police say alcohol may be a factor. It’s still under investigation.


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Brit’s Mom Didn’t Spill Beans

Posted by mattymoe on September 7, 2008

More on Lynne Spears so-called “tell all” book about Britney. Lynne supposedly says a few days before Brit went completely mental, Sam Lutfi said, “If you try to get rid of me, she’ll be dead and I’ll piss on her grave.”

Here’s the deal. That story has already been told and, by the way, it’s true. Lutfi even told us what he meant was that no one cared about Britney and she’d be dead without him. And, for the record, we never bought Lufti’s story.

As for the London Sun getting an advanced copy of Lynne Spears’ book — something’s rotten in Denmark. The Sun has said the book claims Britney lost her virginity at 14 and started taking drugs at 15, etc. etc. We’re told none of that appears in the book and it’s more about Lynne being a heroic mom. For the record, we’re not buying that either!

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Woods Hoses Orlando

Posted by mattymoe on September 7, 2008

Tiger Woods is a hog.

According to the Orlando Sentinel, 129,000 gallons of water goes down the drain on Tiger’s Florida estate every month. Average water usage is 10,000 gallons a month.

The home is on Jupiter Island near Palm Beach, considered the wealthiest community in the country. Several of his fellow Floridians also spurt like mothas. NBA star Grant Hill used 263,000 gallons in May. The Magic’s Dwight Howard’s estate soaked up 189,000 gallons in July alone.

According to records, Woods is near the top of the 25 biggest guzzlers in Orange County, Florida. Number 25 on the list averages 84,000 gallons a month.

Note to Tiger — Central Florida is in a water crisis.

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Tom Brady Badly Injured in Season Opener

Posted by mattymoe on September 7, 2008

Tom Brady was just helped off the field by two Patriots personnel members after injuring his left knee. Paging Nurse Bundchen!

Kansas City Chiefs safety Bernard Pollard laid Tom out during the first quarter of their first regular season game — and Brady is currently getting x-rays on his left knee. Brady’s right foot was the injury that kept him out of all of their preseason games.

Backup quarterback Matt Cassel has taken his place on the field — no word on whether Matt’s dating Gisele yet.

As you can see in the photo — legs aren’t supposed to bend that way.

UPDATE: Even without their golden boy — the Patriots won 17-10.

Story developing …

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Hilary’s Wig Fell Off And Onto Beyonce’s Head

Posted by mattymoe on September 6, 2008

So this is why Solange doesn’t want to be associated with her.

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Ventura: Gays In Military Good For Straight Soldiers’ Sex Lives

Posted by mattymoe on September 6, 2008

A roving gang of reporters cornered Jesse Ventura at the Republican National Convention Ron Paul’s Rally For The Republic this week. Panicked, Ventura did what any self-respecting maverick would do: He started blasting big government’s perverse fascination with same-sex marriage!

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Britney’s Back, Well Kind Of

Posted by mattymoe on September 6, 2008

There is still more speculation of Britney performing at the MTV VMA’s, this video was leaked by someone in her camp…..it looks surprisingly good!

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LISTEN TO THIS Akon Ft. Michael Jackson “Hold My Hand”

Posted by mattymoe on September 5, 2008

An Icon has teamed up with Akon! No word as of yet on the release date, but I will definitely keep you posted!

Akon Ft. Michael Jackson – Hold My Hand

[AUDIO http://www.filefreak.com/pfiles/72357/Akon_Michael_Jackson_Hold_My_Hand.mp3%5D

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Listen To This: Your Weekend Jam!

Posted by mattymoe on September 5, 2008

This is just what the weekend ordered!

As you’re getting dressed for your hot date tonight, put on this song and you’ll feel all sexy and Carrie Bradshaw-ish.

The tune is Can’t Stop by an artist named Dondria Nicole. And we love the whole vibe!

The song is neo-soul but bouncy and fun, not tortured and dark like Winehouse.

Can’t Stop is the perfect companion to Solange – I Decided.

Dondria Nicole – Can’t Stop

[AUDIO http://www.filefreak.com/pfiles/72357/Dondria_Nicole_Cant_Stop.mp3%5D

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Heidi Montag Singing – This Does Not Suck!!!!

Posted by mattymoe on September 3, 2008

This is gonna be your guilty pleasure!

Her last “effort” in the music world was the average (at best) Overdosin’.

But, Heidi Montag has just dropped a new single that is actually really good.

The song is called Party’s Wherever I Am and it’s got a killer hook. So damn catchy – like an STD!

It’s seriously contagious.

The gays will be playing the shit out of this at the clubs! And, if she’s lucky, your spinning instructor might be playing it at the gym too.

Heidi even name checks the gym in the song! And Reno, Neveda too!

It’s kinda ridiculous and brilliant at the same time.

Check it out below!

Heidi Montag – Party’s Wherever I Am

[AUDIO http://h1.ripway.com/MatthewHPNC/heidi_montag_whereever_i_am.mp3%5D

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Miley Cyrus HALF NAKED!

Posted by mattymoe on September 3, 2008

Credit crunch victim or is someone living beyond their means?

Famed photographer Annie Liebovitz is $715,000 in debt, according to recently filed court documents.

It’s crazy that Annie’s in debt. She reportedly gets about $2 million from Vanity Fair magazine every year.

The photog allegedly owes money for unpaid taxes, an aborted book project, and outstanding equipment rental fees.

AND, she’s supposedly at least a year overdue in paying for renovations to her Greenwich Village townhouse.

Wonder if she’s asked Vanity Fair to give her a bonus for the much-buzzed about pic she snapped of Miley Cyrus?

Looks like she needs it!

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Zac Efron The Pinup

Posted by mattymoe on September 3, 2008

If we still did that sort of thing, we’d run (skip, actually) to our nearest newsstand and pick up three copies of the new issue of Teen Vogue.

We’d rip the photos from the mag and post them all above our bed.

We’d probably buy two copies of Teen Vogue, cuz this one’s bound to be a collector’s issue.

The one, the only, the swoon-worthy Zac Efron is on the cover of the mag’s “Young Hollywood” edition, and famed Abercrombie & Fitch photog Bruce Weber makes him look so pretty in the pics.


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RIP: Bill Melendez

Posted by mattymoe on September 3, 2008

Bill Melendez, the voice of Snoopy and the animator mostly responsible for all the Peanuts cartoons, passed away on Tuesday.

He was 91 years old.

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Daniel Radcliffe Caught A Cougar

Posted by mattymoe on September 3, 2008


Daniel Radcliffe is clearly over this kiddie Barnes & Noble Harry Potter bullshit. He recently told Details that he lost his virginity at 16, and it was with an older woman. Ewww, Harry Potter Mrs. Robinson groupie!

The currently 19-year-old Radcliffe says that the age difference “wasn’t ridiculous” but it might “freak some people out.” Oh god, she was 50 or 60. Wait, was it Emma Thompson? Dame Maggie Smith? Supercougars!

Radcliffe is showing off his hammer on broadway, and has also recently said that he wants to play a drag queen some day. He’s all growed up due to whichever predatory teacher it was at Hogwarts.

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Jessica Simpson Taunts Us With How She Almost Quit Singing

Posted by mattymoe on September 3, 2008

This bitch is so chock full of evil. It’s sloshing out of her ears. And there’s no way her ass smells like roses.  Jessica Simpson spoke to E! about the time when she thought she was through with the music business. You’ll recall that day – there was dancing in the streets and Ri-Ri Harvey made that kickass chocolate trifle? Anyway, we have Dolly Parton‘s closeted lesbian/grande tittied ass to blame. Don’t get me wrong, I love me some Dolly – but she has some splainin’ to do.

“You know, what happened at Kennedy Center, I really thought I was done singin’. I was just at a place where I’d lost a lot of confidence and I didn’t even know who I was. But Dolly totally took me under her wing and helped me up and over the cares of the world,” she says about the Dolly Parton tribute in which her dumb ass screwed up “9 to 5.” Christ, I could remember the lyrics to that song and I can’t even remember the boyfriend’s birthday! Tumble outta bed? Stumble to the kitchen, you bimbo!

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BREAKING NEWS: Britney Spears Will Kick Off 2008 VMAs

Posted by mattymoe on September 3, 2008

So, it’s not clear whether or not pop superstar Britney Spears has plans to peform (*ahem* I know what we’re all worried about happening), but she will not only be in attendance but is scheduled to “kick off” the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards hosted by Russell Brand this Sunday evening.

In a statement given to Us Weekly, Spears said, “MTV has long played an important role in my career. How can I not be there to kick off their 25th VMAs?” This news, comes, of course after her manager Larry Rudolph told Ryan Seacrest “officially and unequivocally” that Spears had no plans to perform at the VMAs.

President of MTV Networks Van Toffler gave a vague idea of what fans and viewers can expect by saying, “I can’t wait to see what she does to kick off this year’s show.”

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Ne-Yo Paid Not to Pee on R. Kelly’s Parade

Posted by mattymoe on September 3, 2008

Ne-Yo says he got the heave-ho from an R. Kelly tour because he was too big for R.’s liking — and now a judge is giving him a nice green shower because of it.

An L.A. Superior Court judge ordered Rowe Entertainment to shell out $700K yesterday after Rowe never responded to a lawsuit Ne-Yo filed earlier this year. Ne (real name Shaffer Smith) wanted payback after he got dropped from the pisstastic one’s tour — because, he alleged, he upstaged Kelly.

Rowe had responded back when the lawsuit was filed it never got a “finalized” contract from Ne-Yo’s agent, hence he got booted.

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Diaz Locks Up Aniston’s Sloppy Seconds

Posted by mattymoe on September 3, 2008

In between watching the tennis match at the U.S. Open on Tuesday, Cameron Diaz made googly eyes and sucked face with her British model boyfriend Paul Sculfor. Love all!

Sculfor dated Jen Aniston for a hot minute in 2007.

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Elizabeth Hurley Upskirt, Showing Some Leg

Posted by mattymoe on September 3, 2008

We dare you to find a hotter passed out chick than Elizabeth Hurley after last night’s GQ Awards in London.

BTW — it’s probably the angle, but have you ever met anyone whose calf muscle is bigger than their thigh?

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Elton to Lily: I Can Snort You Under the Table!

Posted by mattymoe on September 3, 2008

Blow for blow, Elton John can still snort Lily Allen under the table — and when a catftight broke out between the two of them at last night’s GQ Men of the Year Awards in London, the Rocketman let her know it!

An obviously trashed Allen tried to spar with the master, cussing him out and taking shots at his age, but Elton shut her down slamming Lily for being a drunk and ripping the singer over her alleged penchant for nose candy.

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Star’s New Love — So Sous Me

Posted by mattymoe on September 3, 2008

Apparently the way to Star Jones’ heart is through her gastrically bypassed stomach.

The incredible shrinking lawyer was caught eating face with Herb Wilson, who happens to be the executive chef for the Tribeca Grand and Soho Grand in NYC. The guy was classically trained in France — so we may see whole lot more Star Jones in the future.

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O’s Mom: Paying Bills Not One of Her Fav Things

Posted by mattymoe on September 3, 2008

Oprah’s mom might have a lil’ habit her daughter needs to know about.

Vernita Lee has allegedly rolled up a $150K bill since 2004 at a Brookfield, Wi. clothing boutique — and hasn’t paid it back. So now the store, Valentina, is trying to get its money the hard way — in court.

The store’s attorney tells the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel the Oprah-ma hasn’t been making minimum monthly payments of $2,000 for some time.

Our question: Your daughter is the most powerful woman in showbiz, not to mention a billionaire. What gives? We called Mrs. Lee’s lawyer, but haven’t heard back yet.

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Lisa Marie Presley — The Bun Also Rises

Posted by mattymoe on September 2, 2008

No need to avert your eyes, that’s not a partial eclipse of the sun — it’s actually the massive yellow Scientolobelly of an insanely pregnant Lisa Marie Presley. Save her, Xenu!

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There Are No Black People In Alaska

Posted by mattymoe on September 2, 2008

Diddy doesn’t think there are black people in Alaska.

He’s bugging!

Click here to watch his CRAZY video message to John McCain.

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Marc Anthony Gets It Doggy-Style

Posted by mattymoe on September 2, 2008

The flight attendant who wants to take a $5 mil bite out of Jennifer Lopez for her overzealous guard dog is siccing her lawyers on J. Lo’s man Marc Anthony as well.

Lisa Wilson is going after Anthony now as well because it turns out he’s the actual registered owner of Floyd the protector pooch. “I was told by her counsel that Marc Anthony was the registered owner of the dog,” says Wilson’s lawyer William Cafaro, to the New York Daily News.

Anthony and Lopez were on a private jet served by Wilson, who claims in the original lawsuit Floyd lunged at her and bit her, causing her debilitating injury.

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That Guy With That Voice Silenced

Posted by mattymoe on September 2, 2008

You might not know this guy by sight, but you certainly would by voice. Four words: “In a world where …”

Don LaFontaine, the guy who was the voice of more than 5,000 trailers and nearly 350,000 commercials, died yesterday at 68. And irony of all ironies, the man with the so-called “Voice of God” died of lung disease — complications from a collapsed lung.

LaFontaine’s last and perhaps best known work was parodying himself in an ad for Geico.

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Jags Lineman Collier Shot, Fighting for Life

Posted by mattymoe on September 2, 2008

Jacksonville Jaguars tackle Richard Collier is fighting for his life after being shot several times early this morning.

Collier was waiting outside an apartment building when a gunman shot into the car he was in. A Sheriff’s rep says the six-foot-seven, 300-plus-pound Collier was shot several times but it’s not clear where he was injured. He was taken to a local hospital where his injuries have been described as “life-threatening.”

The motive for the attack hasn’t been determined, and an investigation is ongoing.

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Her Wildest Dreams Are Coming True

Posted by mattymoe on September 1, 2008

Double your pleasure!!!!

Two very exciting bits of Tina news this Labor Day weekend, y’all.

First, she has gifted the world with another Kristina Chen original.

That’s right! Tina wrote a new song, Not Like Any Other, which she describes as “a good breakup song.”

Is she writing from experience????

Click here to check out Kristina’s latest masterpiece.

Oh, and in case you didn’t notice above….

The Backstreet Boys (yes, it’s really them) totally left Tina a comment on her MySpace page!!!!!!

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Preparing For Worst Case Scenario

Posted by mattymoe on September 1, 2008

New Orleans and the Gulf Coast are bracing themselves for the potentially very dangerous win and water of hurricane Gustav.

Evacuations have been ordered.

If you haven’t left the evacuation zones yet, please leave!

Our thoughts go out to everyone. We really really really hope this doesn’t turn out as badly as hurricane Katrina.

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Rosies Back…

Posted by mattymoe on September 1, 2008

She took most of August off, but now, she’s back to blogging!

Click here to check out what Rosie O’Donnell‘s been up to.

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