OK, so I know that I’m actually about to make fun of Aubrey O’Day‘s outfit because it looks ridiculous on a normal person. But honestly, for Aubrey, this is pretty goddamn put together. Granted, she looks like a trashy Bizarro World version of some Hitchcock diva.
Look at her nipple. Even covered up under fabric, the damn thing is screaming to get out. It wants to roam free like the buffalo!
Meanwhile, can we just discuss for a moment that this woman dyed her puppy’s head pink? Or actually, let’s be honest, someone probably sold her the dog with the hair already dyed and convinced her that this breed actually has pink fur.